This is the entire “fresh fish” section at a grocery store in Wisconsin: Lutefisk, Herring, de-shelled oysters, and imitation crab meat. Mercury poisoning will not be a concern while I’m here.
About
I'm Laura Leu, a writer living in New York City. I enjoy telling strangers on the Internet my name, occupation and city of residence. If you're an editor who wants to give me work, you can read some clips below or take a look at my resume. If you're a horny old German man, you can watch this video of me playing my accordion while my friend pole-dancesYou can find me on Facebook, Twitter, Vimeo, or standing right behind you. Psych!
If you promise not to send me spam or pictures of your babies, you can e-mail me at laura.leu [at] gmail.com
stuff i've written
"Abnormal School," Time Out New York
"Inside the Mind of a Monster," Stuff magazine
A feature profile story on Arthur Shawcross, convicted serial killer and cannibal.
"Love Machine," NY Press
An essay about watching my ex-boyfriend have sex with a robot.
"Dating a Dreamboat," Women's Health magazine
A review on dating a male model.
"Bedroom Briefing," Stuff magazine
A recurring Q&A sex advice column.
"Fear of Clothing in Las Vegas," Stuff magazine
An interview with cover girl Nikki Cox
"TONYPD," Time Out New York
A recurring column, in which I dress like a cop and issue tickets to people for various misbehaviors.
"Soul Mates," Penthouse magazine
A regular sex column in Penthouse. In this installment: foot fetishes.
"Pop Vulture," Shock magazine
A parody of weekly celebrity tabloids.
"XXX-posure," Stuff magazine
A first-person narrative on becoming an extra in a porn movie.
"Hot Seat: Richard Simmons," Time Out New York
A Q&A interview with Richard Simmons.
"Why Karma is a Bitch," McSweeneys.net
A McSweeney's list in which I defend the Buddhist doctrine's cattiness.
This is the entire “fresh fish” section at a grocery store in Wisconsin: Lutefisk, Herring, de-shelled oysters, and imitation crab meat. Mercury poisoning will not be a concern while I’m here.
