Hot dog practice run #2—special Mother’s Day edition.
Get a room.
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My Star Wars Polka is appropriate only one day out of the year. That day is today. May the Fourth be with you!
“ That poor fucking person who harvested your asparagus from Peru might have died because you wanted a fucking goddamn asparagus in August. Which doesn’t happen. If you’re going to be a vegetarian, limit yourself to food from a place you can go to in two hours and just eat that. Do it, or shut the fuck up.
— David Chang has opinions on vegetarians.
![This hat really makes a statement. And that statement is: “I am a vagina.”
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This hat really makes a statement. And that statement is: “I am a vagina.”
[Photo: People]
First practice run with my mentors, Crazy Legs Conti and Tim “Eater X” Janus. In 10 minutes, I ate 7 dogs and 7 buns. My goal is 12, so I’ll be practicing a lot more until my qualifier on June 4. Which means I’m going to have a lot of meat sweats in May. Apologies in advance to any smell-sensitive vegetarians who come within my vicinity.
I bought this waterproof notepad because I seem to have my greatest strokes of brilliance in the shower, and then I promptly forget them by the time I towel off. Adam made the first contribution to it, a genius one indeed.
Fun fact: Kerrin Frey is my hometown hairdresser! Every time I go back to River Falls, she would cut my hair and tell me about the progress she’s made on the dress. I’m happy to hear she finally finished it!
DIY of the Day: Tara Frey’s mom Kerrin spent six years working on her daughter’s prom dress. What took her so long? Well, most of the time was spent gathering up enough Starburst candy wrappers to make a wearable article of clothing. “It’s going to be a little bit too much attention,” Tara said of her Starburst dress, shoes, flowers, and purse. “But hey, she worked hard on it.”
As sweet serendipity would have it, Tara and her date — who received a matching Starburst vest — may actually end up being the best-dressed couple. “Our theme for the prom is ‘Candyland,” Tara said. “So kind of lucked out on that one.”
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This morning I saw a man riding a tandem bike by himself and thought, “that is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.” Two blocks later, I see this bird without a body and feel better about the solo tandem cyclist.
