November 2010
10 posts
The wet friction of her, tight around him, the sight of her open, stretched...
– An excerpt from Rowan Somerville’s “The Shape of Her,” winner of Literary Review’s “Bad Sex in Fiction” award. I will never look at lepidopterists the same way again.
Gluttony Pants Let You Binge Eat in Comfort and... →
I’m still waiting for the ladies’ version. Girls can gorge like pigs too, you know!
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"Yo Mama" Jokes That Fall Flat
Yo mama is so fat, she weighs 426 pounds! Yo mama is so easy, she has sex with lots of random guys! Yo mama is so old, she’s 98 years old! Yo mama is so stupid, her IQ score is 61! Yo mama is so poor, she has $7 in her bank account! Yo mama is so ugly, her appearance is below average!