October 2010
1 post
I should just stay away from brown things.
Yesterday I spilled coffee all over my shirt, so I changed. Then I accidentally sprayed myself with A-1 sauce, so I changed again. Then, because I didn’t realize the A-1 had seeped through my shirt onto my skin, it stained my third shirt from the inside-out. Then I ate some chocolate cake and dropped some crumbs on the couch. Then Adam noticed that there was steak sauce on the floor (which...