September 2009
6 posts
Re-branding Scrod
I’m pretty certain that if the scrod industry renamed the fish “young cod” or “baby haddock” or “veal of the sea” or anything, really, that’s not “scrod,” they’d sell a lot more scrod.
R.I.P. Baby's Schnoz
As the world mourns Patrick Swayze, let us not forget the loss of his prominent Dirty Dancing co-star, Jennifer Grey’s nose.
Please help pay for my pap smears, America...
And tell your representatives to support Obama’s plan for real health reform.
“I should clean up that broken glass on the floor before I step on it and cut...”
– What I thought moments before stepping on broken glass and cutting myself.
“I should pick that frame off the floor before I step on it and break it.”
– What I thought moments before stepping on and breaking a frame that was on the floor.
My Dad, Numismatist
Dad: There's a numasmatics museum in New York.
Me: A what?
Dad: A numasmatics museum.
Me: What the hell is that?
Dad: A coin museum.
Me: Oh [looks it up on Google]. I guess it's not very far from me.
Dad: It is? Don't go without me!
Me: I don't think you have to worry about that, Dad.