June 2009
11 posts
Bunnette Bootcamp!
Nathan’s Famous is seeking a few good competitive-eater cheerleaders. If you have enthusiasm, endurance, and the ability to stomach being covered in hotdog shrapnel, come try-out at the Bunnette Bootcamp this Saturday, 6/27, at 11am at Nathan’s in Coney Island. Yours truly will be the drill instructor, putting the candidates through a series of challenges that will test them mind,...
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Things I Would Do For A Klondike Bar.
1. Pay for one.
2. Say yes to a friend who offered me one.
3. Look in my freezer.
“I like their boobs. They’re like chicken breasts. Burgers with boobs....”
– Otto Baxter, 21, who has Down Syndrome and was profiled in a surprisingly heart-warming story in Details about his quest to lose his virginity. His analogy of the female form is one of the best I’ve ever read. Please, ladies, give this man your biscuit.
