December 2009
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The Night Before Santacon By Laura Leu
Twas the night before Santacon, when all through Gotham, People were buying Christmas costumes, even Jews and Muslims. The Santa suits were hung on their hangers with care, In hopes they’d attract slutty elves and reindeer. The friends were nestled, all snug in their beds, While visions of tequila shots danced in their heads. And oatmeal in the...